Funniest part

Freethinking intellectuals: “We don’t care about the stupid so called ‘experts’ providing their woke accreditation standards to our work! But we really care about you being employed!”

Also freethinking intellectuals:

I really like how conservatives complain about liberals/leftists wasting money on underwater lesbian basketweaving studies, but then turn around and waste their money on a bunch of useless sociology shit like this as well

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    Professors from Oxford, Cambridge, and more

    I can literally go on YouTube and find entire courses from Ivy League schools for free right now, posted by those universities with oversight on what is being taught.

    Also what the fuck is with the thumbnail “art?” Looks like it’s all AI slop. “Greatest leaders in history” and none of them are recognizable. I think that’s supposed to be Nicky Romanov el Duece there in front? Or maybe it’s White Saddam Hussein idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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    Look i dont think tests are the best way to measure ability for everyone and everything, but it’s really funny to think these boostrap brained losers think they can just pay $500, do nothing, and be a special smart boy. It’s like losers who pay thousands to some self proclaimed alpha male to teach them how to slay puss by watching videos online

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      Use that information in the future to further your career, partnership opportunities and creative and entrepreneurial venutres.

      Real things that will definitely happen from filling out little work sheets on PragerU: Xanax Edition

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    Pre-enroll before tuition increases

    Lmao they can’t resist scamming their audience, and those with more money then sense will eat the slop up. It’s a little sad in that people who don’t have the money to waste will waste it on this slop.

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    I’m waiting for the STEM programme:

    • The Physics Of Fitting All Them Animals In One Dinky Ark
    • Line Goes Up, Never Goes Down (Conservation of Bank Balances)
    • Using Optics To Look Less Like The Dessicated Husk A Necromancer Left Behind After Plaving What Little Soul You Had Into A Cubic Zirconia Flake
    • Non-Woke Arithematic. We all know “6” is in bed with the liberal agenda, so we’ll substitute the red-blooded “Extra Five.”
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    I said it before and I’ll say it again, conservatives prove one thing that Dugin said correct.

    Liberals (or in this case just reactionaries) love painting themselves as the absence of politics. Look at how they talk “we are presumed to be right by default, therefore that makes our ideas infallible.”

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    I really like how conservatives complain about liberals/leftists wasting money on underwater lesbian basketweaving studies

    I don’t understand why they don’t push hard for stem and have like a required gened that’s highschool civics v2. I suppose this is an attempt to create education for far right elites? But then why the “education for everyone” branding?

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      Lol no. Far right elites go to the “ideologically compromised” universities that they pretend to hate so much. You can’t form a Skulls and Bones on a Peterson Academy chatroom. It has to be at an ivy league. It’s marketed to everyone in order to get as much money as possible

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    sorry y’all I was behind this I just can’t stop grifting, I’m just grifting too hard I just can’t stop it’s out of control, the grift is life, the grift is death, the grift is just an illusion.

    Weapons grade griftoinium