The book of Judges would make a great game. Like a bit where you capture foxes, attach torches to their tails, and have them run through enemy farmland burning it all down. Truly I say to you, Christian video games haven’t mined their own lore far enough.
Just … That bit about chopping up a concubine will put it firmly in the 18+ rating. And the subsequent I’ll-turn-my-back-and-not-see poaching of young women might be a bit much for modern sensibilities.
Still, a Riddles in the Dark crossover with
Out of the eater came something to eat;
Out of the strong came something sweet
… No okay I can’t actually see how that would work, but I’m sure someone could!
Also plunging a left-handed dagger into a fat king - that’s probably peak Lemmy cheesecake.
The book of Judges would make a great game. Like a bit where you capture foxes, attach torches to their tails, and have them run through enemy farmland burning it all down. Truly I say to you, Christian video games haven’t mined their own lore far enough.
Just … That bit about chopping up a concubine will put it firmly in the 18+ rating. And the subsequent I’ll-turn-my-back-and-not-see poaching of young women might be a bit much for modern sensibilities.
Still, a Riddles in the Dark crossover with
… No okay I can’t actually see how that would work, but I’m sure someone could!
Also plunging a left-handed dagger into a fat king - that’s probably peak Lemmy cheesecake.