Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agoSamplesslrpnk.netexternal-linkmessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up1246arrow-down17file-text
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It would honestly make more sense for the left to carry these, since it would reference the couch fucking
minus-squareconciselyverbose@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up10·3 months agoWait, so you jerk off in a cup (even though masturbation is a sin), then do what? Don’t the crazies hate artificial insemination too?
minus-squareNoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·3 months agoWhen you fill it up, the picture of JD Vance magically turns into a couch cushion.
Wait, so you jerk off in a cup (even though masturbation is a sin), then do what? Don’t the crazies hate artificial insemination too?
When you fill it up, the picture of JD Vance magically turns into a couch cushion.