For me, it may be that the toilet paper roll needs to have the open end away from the wall. I don’t want to reach under the roll to take a piece! That’s ludicrous!
That or my recent addiction to correcting people when they use “less” when they should use “fewer”
It’s a noble fight, but a losing one. Language changes so fast and since common people make common usage, we’re bound to shift over time to something truly incomprehensible like actual Old English is to what we speak today.