Need to let loose a primal scream without collecting footnotes first? Have a sneer percolating in your system but not enough time/energy to make a whole post about it? Go forth and be mid: Welcome to the Stubsack, your first port of call for learning fresh Awful youāll near-instantly regret.
Any awful.systems sub may be subsneered in this subthread, techtakes or no.
If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cutānāpaste it into its own post ā thereās no quota for posting and the bar really isnāt that high.
The post Xitter web has spawned soo many āesotericā right wing freaks, but thereās no appropriate sneer-space for them. Iām talking redscare-ish, reality challenged āculture criticsā who write about everything but understand nothing. Iām talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. Theyāre inescapable at this point, yet I donāt see them mocked (as much as they should be)
Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldnāt be surgeons because they didnāt believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I canāt escape them, I would love to sneer at them.
(Semi-obligatory thanks to @dgerard for starting this)
oh my god the maitai guyās actually getting torn apart in the comments
after itās pointed out 2000 near-misses before a complete failure is ridiculously awful for anything internet-facing:
so uh, what exactly is your product for, then? admit it, this shit just regexed for the secret string on output, thatās why the pirate poem thing worked
e: dear god
āIt doesnāt matter that our product doesnāt work because you shouldnāt be relying on it anywayā
itās always fun when techbros speedrun the narcissistās prayer like this
So Iām guessing weāll find a headline about exfiltrated data tomorrow morning, right?
āOur product doesnāt work for any reasonable standard, but weāre using it in production!ā
Some people never heard of the guy who trusted his own anti identity theft company so much that he put his own data out there, only for his identity to be stolen in moments. Like waving a flag in front of a bunch of rabid bulls.