• frezik
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    15 days ago

    Nothing like that. I just offered to get some cheese for a pre-hookup snack.

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        15 days ago

        “Before we bone, I must tell you… I ate radishes earlier. Perhaps you should, too.”
        And that’s how you get on equal footing before jumping into the sack.