• ardrak@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Judas just kissed somebody else that looked like Jesus, it was all a just a conspiracy to take heat off Jesus ass.

    3 days later he made an apparition to give some last goodbyes and goes off to to live the rest of his life with Mary Magdalene.

    He ended up dying in Japan.

    • مهما طال الليل@lemm.ee
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      3 months ago

      Judas just kissed somebody else that looked like Jesus

      This is what Muslims actually believe. Jesus wasn’t crucified but a lookalike was.

      He ended up dying in Japan.

      Not this bit though.

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        3 months ago

        The Japan part was a mostly a joke, but there’s is indeed some people who believe that. The not being killed part is actually the only logical conclusion if you think realistically about it, but didn’t actually know that it was a thing for the Muslims! TIL