Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro has declared that Christmas will come early this year, on October 1, as he seeks to impart some holiday cheer after a disput
Maduro declared, “This year and to honor you all… I am going to decree the beginning of Christmas on October 1.”
In the Communist future, the Hallmark channel runs Christmas movies in May. And the stores start decorating in August.
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Because I’m pretty sure you just described the capitalist present.