My husband is 6’8” and covered in stretch marks, 6’ at 10, 6’ 2” at 12, etc. His bones grew way faster than his muscles, his achilles tendons separated from heels, his skin stretched and stretched. It was a whole thing. And guess what in the past 20+ years have not kicked him out of bed for it. Nor has he purchased a human skin sippy cup….nor has he thought to start a social media page to slap his middle aged butt and dad bod belly while parading in his undies. The fact that she has built her very important career job around this is ludicrous. And now I cannot stop laughing imagining my giant bearded hairy husband who looks like a lumber jack with stretch marks doing this.
You’ve painted an exquisite mental picture! It just goes to show how completely insane her entire schtick is since almost everyone earns some stretch marks along the way!
My husband is 6’8” and covered in stretch marks, 6’ at 10, 6’ 2” at 12, etc. His bones grew way faster than his muscles, his achilles tendons separated from heels, his skin stretched and stretched. It was a whole thing. And guess what in the past 20+ years have not kicked him out of bed for it. Nor has he purchased a human skin sippy cup….nor has he thought to start a social media page to slap his middle aged butt and dad bod belly while parading in his undies. The fact that she has built her very important career job around this is ludicrous. And now I cannot stop laughing imagining my giant bearded hairy husband who looks like a lumber jack with stretch marks doing this.
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You’ve painted an exquisite mental picture! It just goes to show how completely insane her entire schtick is since almost everyone earns some stretch marks along the way!