Sure sex is great, but you haven’t lived until you’ve tugged your little chili dog red raw for 14 hours straight! 
Amen to that Sonic.
There’s nothing cooler than gooning to something you like, but if you goon in a way that makes others feel uncomfortable, that’s NOOOOO GOOD. You fucking hear that, Louis CK?
Facts
But Sonic no women will fuck me because of feminism
That’s what water based lube and your hand is for kiddo!
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Sonic would not say this
Another poster disagrees.
Wow, those emojis are reasonably sized on your site (most of them being huge for me doesn’t bother me)
Are you telling me the
Triforce might not look like a Triforce due to spacing and sizing differences on other instances? 
I am Hexbear’s resident Sonic expert tho
Gotta go fast! Then slow, then fast, then sloow. Slooowww
Dating? That’s nooo gooooood
(To the tune of This https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LVnrV0k3aCo )
Sonic Coom, Sonic Coom, Sonic Coom!
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
