• TexasDrunk@lemmy.world
    4·
    2 months ago

    I’m effeminate. I drank an appletini out of a cocktail straw while I changed the oil in my motorcycle the other day.

    • thefartographer@lemm.ee
      2·
      2 months ago

      That sounds like a really good way to accidentally drink antifreeze.

      Not that I’m judging. If antifreeze weren’t secretly delicious, then why do they color it like Jolly Ranchers???