• Evil_incarnate@lemm.eeEnglish
    3·
    12 days ago

    I saw a man once eat a banana in a completely non-gay way.

    He opened his banana from a seam in the middle of the banana most of the way to the top and bottom, then ate the banana like a pussy.

    Strangest method I’ve seen.

    • 2ugly2live@lemmy.world
      5·
      12 days ago

      That man must be crazy strong and intimidating for no one in his life to have ever felt safe enough to pull him aside and ask, “What the absolute fuck are you doing?”