God gives his strongest soldiers the hardest battles. 😢
That sounds like Subway to me. They like making mayo sandwiches for some reason.
I call it the exploding mouth of mayonnaise technique.
Normally they don’t give me nearly enough. Until one time I made it extra special clear that I wanted a bukkake in paper.
I got what I asked for and reluctantly ate every bit of it over like four days lol. I have a picture somewhere but I’m too lazy to find it.
If anyone else has a hard time with getting subs: I’m free.
Lol I read it the same way friend. I guess one can leave the life, but it never leaves you.
Feddit schwappt über
If your biggest stress is mayo in your sub, you have an easy life.
Not always true, a lot of the time people with serious issues have trouble with smaller issues because they’re anxious and stressed but unable to mentally address the larger issues.
Weakly: “No… No… You already used a whole jar, don’t get another…” 😴
Relevant https://youtu.be/hX07NFted28
lol I came looking for this. I can’t watch the whole video because I get so upset.
Well that is the whitest thing I’ve heard today.
The colour of peoples skin does very little to determine their personality or character, this comment is nothing but reinforcing racist thinking that plagues society. Consider just not making race based stereotypes for the betterment of humanity.
Race is a social construct.
Why tell me instead if the person using it to define people’s personalities based on their skin color?
I’m not referring to skin color, but the social construct.
Sure, the kkk do the same thing I’m sure.
Statements like yours do nothing but reinforce racism no matter how you secretly mean it in your head.
I’m a white person making a joke about white people. Stop trying to win the Oppression Olympics.
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I mean let’s be honest, everyone has had a nightmare about mayo at some point in their lives.
Man thats bullshit, I ask for extra mayo and all they give me is a vague hint of mayo.
I have a similar beef with bagel places. I love bagels and I love cream cheese … but I do not need a 3/4" thick hockey puck of fucking cream cheese on my bagel.
I’ll have your extra.
This made me laugh a lot more than one might expect. Got a little light headed.
Sorry again, locking this thread because it’s becoming weird.
Mayo belongs on no sandwich. I’ve never voluntarily chosen a sandwich with mayo and never enjoyed it on any I accidentally picked.
Don’t blame him. Mayo tastes like shit
Most of the commercial mayo tastes like shit, real mayo (and a very select few and pricier brands) is delicious
Dukes is my go to and it is used sparingly.
I like to make my own because it’s quick, easy, and much tastier than most store bought, but I also understand that not everyone has an immersion blender or the desire for one.
I like to add fresh herbs to mine. A little dill or parsley really livens it up. I’ve tried mixing them in store bought and it’s not the same.
Hellman’s is fine.
I’ll die on my Miracle Whip hill.
take it back
Meanwhile anime: “I have made mayo. I am now your god.”
Mayo is so disgusting fr
