• Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    2 months ago

    I will hurl fire, brimstone, and feces at towns which do not believe in me! And then send them an uncharacteristically good natured tortoise to smooth things over from all the death and destruction that rained from the sky mere moments before.

    My creature thinks I’m a benevolent god. Which means it must also think the world outside our domain is in a constant state of annihilation.

    • CileTheSane@lemmy.ca
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      2 months ago

      Poison the food, burn down the houses, kill all the villagers, then migrate a couple loyal believers to breed me some new followers.

      So much easier to grow new ones than to convert existing ones.