Trump being gay is too easy of a bit, but Trump being an old gay queen with the same policy positions as he has now because he’s cranky and bitter would be a really good bit.

Folks in 1980 you could get a trick for $5 in most of New York, the men were HOT HOT HOT, let me tell you. It was a good deal, the best deal, now- Sleepy Joe has all this inflation going on, you need at least $100 for a trick in New York and the men are UGLY now, and they aren’t even clean! All the hot men are turning trans, it’s sad, very sad! And Obama- Obama made a real mess with this, gay marriage, folks remember when being gay was a sin? Sins- now those handsome 80s men they had the guilt, very good, the guilt made it hotter, all the better. Trust Donnie from Queens, we are going to make America gay again!