Recently we had one of the largest fires in California history called the Park Fire.
The California Department of Forestry and Fire Protection said Wednesday morning that 277 structures have been destroyed by the fire and 29 structures have been damaged.
On the TV they interviewed a man whose house survived. He said, “I thank god my house was spared”.
So, let me get this straight. God destroyed 277 homes but saved yours? If that’s god’s will then god is an asshole.
Pretty sure Dionysus was all about the Sex, Drugs and Rick rolling
(Actually, I’m pretty sure he’s basically just the patron saint of drunken frat-douches, and therefore incredibly annoying, but why let that get in the way of a good joke,)