I think it’s been a decade since that 
gate shit really took off, so just peeking in there for a moment today felt like opening a time capsule.
It’s like the official 90s Space Jam website, except for cryptofascists. It should have a Geocities/Angelfire visitor counter in the bottom bar.
Ever meet a 
that peaked during that winning touchdown at that high school football game and never got past it? The entire sub looks like that.
After 
and “we elected a meme” euphoria, they froze in place and are in an infinite loop of revisiting that moment the way their own God Emperor of Mankind keeps rewatching that badly aimed shot on TV. 
I put this in badposting because there apparently is content that is too awful for The Drej Tank. It’d be cruel to feed it to the Drej Queen. She might actually explode to the point of being lost to us.
Remember when video games journalism was ethical and when there was no pandering to credulous audiences and just good games being sold on their own merits?
(CW: generic
pandering nudity)
This is what REAL marketing looks like.
TFW Lara Croft is canonically lesbian and Guts has way too much going on to even think of Lara Croft that way.
Not that blue curtain bazingas would notice or accept that.