And we just spank big old burly guys with big old bears on their bare butt balls and back!

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  • HexBeara [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    5 days ago

    Volcel police, I’d like to turn myself in before I radicalize the spankies. Don’t need them getting too strong for the other comrades’ behinds and I don’t wanna have them break their hands on mine. It’s for the greater good. ( I’ll just radicalize the spankies and the gooners all ready in hormy jail, moohahaha he-laughed )

    • VOLCEL_POLICE [it/its]@hexbear.netB
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      5 days ago

      The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

      نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

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