• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Okay, but here me out. What if God is real and doing the Christian thing guarantees that your team wins games against the Pasadena Pagans?

    • shastaxc@lemm.ee
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      2 months ago

      They should be hedging their bets and have each player pray to a different god.

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        2 months ago

        Getting my son’s high school coach on the horn to suggest this as a new approach. To date, we’ve just been banking on angels assisting the outfield, and it has not worked out.

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      2 months ago

      I’m questioning the morality of the god that cares about high school football games more than starving children.