What is it about conservative humor that it always has this same flavor?
“People who aren’t me these days”
That is it distilled, huh?
I imagine that if you recorded Thanksgiving dinner table rants from a few hundred
, converted those rants to text, and fed that text to ChatGPT, the product you’d get (besides some more burned acres of forest) would be basically that sentence, I believe.
Yeah but when Larry Wall dies, that’ll be a great blow for border abolition.
Also the revolution 😞
There’s still Brad Pitt and Gary Woodchipper.
That’s why I’m going to name my firstborn Gulag Guillotine
Me going out and hunting down John Capitalism
I don’t get it
Bill reminding us again why he’s paid the big bucks.
Wasn’t his initial gimmick on SNL “Chevy Chase but slightly less of a piece of shit?”
Adolf Hitler died, so why are there still so many hitlers all over the place, wtf?
I need someone to check up on Rafaella Tiramisu, stat!
he actually stole this from kattwilliamsferrell
