John Waters would have done it.
It was because Harambe died
Putting it in your cart and then using it as a battering ram to attack the other data harvesting robots in the store
Mall ninjas
Mall samurai
ORANGE CAT BAD
Oh shit, it’s a giant enemy lobster, just like at the battle of Wuzhang Plains
His main schtick would be whipping up posts that look bizarre out of context, and are still a slight leap even with context, and he’d get banned every couple of weeks for sectarianism and have to create a new account while the mods just sort of look the other way on the ban evasion offenses because his posts are too entertaining.
With that hair? My first instinct was to go looking for a sonnenrad patch. Keith Stürmer, etc.
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🗝️
This is your daily reminder that the “S” in “IOT” stands for “Security.”
One of the most concealed, believe me. More and more people are saying it.
Kamala Harris’s unlikely edge
Also just a quick PSA that artists on Spotify can see your (public) playlist names that use their songs, so just slap “Good Luck Babe” and “Hot To Go” on a playlist, set it to public visibility, and name it, “Those who do not move, do not notice their chains” or some such. If enough people do this, those playlists will eventually bubble their way onto the artists’ dashboards.
Probably have better luck starting with salacious Rosa Luxemburg quotes, tbh
And he’s not holding the throttle (even if he is gripping it by the safety switch). As long as the chain brake is engaged, he should be OK. If that is the case, then this isn’t quite Darwin Award material, but it’s in the same ZIP code.