I’m not sure I should start this conversation and I’ve been rewriting this a lot lol. But I could use some relating and opinions from fellow internet leftists
Ok so, to keep it really simple: I happened to share a meal with somebody I really liked. I have interacted casually (no flirting) for about a dozen minutes total and we exchanged contact because of shared-interests (not dating)
Now my brain is fried
I’m thinking about her way too much and it gives be bad vibes, she probably has no idea and I can’t imagine the sheer horror of realising that someone is thinking this much about you after so little interaction.
I want to be a well-behaved straight (kinda bi but that’s beyond the point) guy, I’m trying to be an ally to the feminist cause, so, failing this spectacularly at behaving normally in relation to women disgust me. I know I can’t remove the patriarchy from my body but I damn wish I could.
the good news is, i know black magic and if you cashapp me 50 bucks i actually can remove the patriarchy from your body
the bad news is, this deal is running out in the next 15 minutes, so act fast!
I consider grifting like this almost every time I pay a bill
WIRE FRAUD TUTORIAL
WE MAKING IT TO FEDERAL PRISON WITH THIS ONE ENBIES
I like this and I’ve never heard it before, thanks
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
me too tbh, i’m middle eastern so even tho i’ve been an atheist since i was like 6 (reddit moment) i always think “it would be easy to pull a ‘why i used to be a muslim but left islam because i love america’ grift”
I’ve always wanted to pretend to be an atheist turned evangelical, but a Muslim turned evangelical would probably get even more money out of it.
NOOOO WHY DID I LOG OFF
please lower your voice, SIR, you are exuding your patriarchal privilege and it is SCARING me.
if only you took advantage of my offer… if only…
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