A few days ago, I went to see Alien: Romulus. I like to wait until movies have been out for a few weeks so that the theaters aren’t crowded.

I booked my tickets a day or so before showtime. At the time, every single seat was available. This theater requires booking specific seats–no general admission.

I got to the theater and there was one other group there. They booked the seats directly in front of ours. Every single seat in that theater was open except for the two I had booked, and these people decided that the best place for their group was directly in front of the only other people in the theater.

Who does that? Rude.

And two of them had very tall hair, so I ended up moving back a couple of rows so that I wasn’t watching their hair the whole time.

Sitting watching a movie then BAM! The large man sitting behind you punches you full force in the back of the head, you hear him muttering something about moving pictures before you pass out.

This is yet another, EITAH episode - Everett is the asshole.

Everyone who isn’t getting the piss knocked out of them by Ev always has that look on their face. Delighted onlooker face. It’s slightly creepy.