• Contramuffin@lemmy.world
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    5 hours ago

    It’s very simple - the sun isn’t burning. The sun is actually a very large healing crystal. As you may know, healing crystals capture the harmonic vibrations of the universe and turn them into things that are good for our health, like warmth, vitamins, essential oils, and positive ions.

    The sun is made out of a healing crystal that converts the vibrations into warmth, witch is what we see as sunlight. The sun is so big that it’s able to capture a lot of harmonic vibrations and so it makes a lot of warmth.

    The real question is who polished the healing crystal that forms the sun, and who put it up into space. The natural answer is that it’s clearly done by my good friend Moonlight Namaste, and she will teach you how to do the same thing if you visit her blog and sign up for her meditation classes. With enough guided meditation, you too will start to see the universal vibrations and learn how to change your oscillations to match the universal vibrations. The first 200 people who sign up will get a free dream catcher, so sign up today!

    • RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      56 minutes ago

      learn how to change your oscillations to match the universal vibrations

      This reminded me of a guy I knew who unironically believed we could theoretically wiggle through walls since atoms mainly consist of empty space. (“it’s all about the right frequencies”). He and his wife also sold all that other quack, of course.