- cross-posted to:
- shitposting@kbin.social
- cross-posted to:
- shitposting@kbin.social
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Where is r/DarkBrandon when you need it 😣
And I’ve never sexually harassed anyone… I prefer to think of it as sensual harassment.
“When you get angry at your dick because you’re on Viagra yet can’t nut”
Joe’s ready to break some hips…his or Jill’s.
Cum on man
What if instead of joe biden it was joe freak
Fucked my hopes and dreams.
Sometimes you gotta make some love. And fuckin give her some smooches too.
Sometimes you got to squeeze… 🎶
Do you have to politely request at times?
Yes. Sometimes you got to say please.
Sometimes you got to say hey!
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I don’t think that’s a real tweet. /s
He was so real for saying that.
Bout time we have a president that fucks, tired of all this love bullshit.
/s if it wasn’t obvious.
This is a quote from 50 Shades of Grey
Yeah, he likes to fuck the American people real hard.
who downvoted this?
he was so real for saying that
You don’t always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that’s not right to do
you got to make some love
And fuckin’ give her some smooches too
It’s good to be the king.
