Whenever there’s an opportunity to make a racist or sexist joke, I just say “that brought to mind an inappropriate joke” and judge people based on their reactions
Sometimes I laugh at my own jokes in my head and someone asks what’s so funny and I have to tell them they don’t want to know. The jokes aren’t racist but they’re like “how can I delete someone else’s comment” tier of joke IRL. >!The other day I thought of people who like eating vagina when the owner is on their period would probably enjoy a bloody Mary with a used tampon as a garnish and there’s probably some couples out there with a fetish like that, similar to cum pancakes.!< See what I mean? It’s not my fault you clicked that spoiler. You did that one to yourself.
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