It’s funny. Here’s some pointers off the current front page:
The FBI loses their shit over the Russian Admin of Z-Library taking a vacation
[Conceptualization] Easy - Failure: Tell them they can’t have this. Make up a story about how giving away free things is making them afford lavish camping trimps in a bog. The people will rally around you.
[Electrochemistry] Medium - Succes: Tell them about the knightly muscle mommy. The people will love to hear your thoughts. They all agree. They all want the muscle mommy knight, covered in the viscera of the enemy.
[Normal: Failure] - Boss, I’m tired. You haven’t put a single point in me all game and I am not about to start pumping out more posts now. Tell Mr. Bicycles no
Encouraging more disco posting from other users doesn’t necessarily mean that you yourself has to partake
Hey this is a good time to say you need more estrogen today, right? Do it right now, double dose. It’s injection day, remember?
You first.
Success - Medium: Who dares, wins! It’d be terribly rude to head start on this endeavour, UlysseT deserves to go first.- It’s too early in the afternoon for this. I need something caffeinated.
: Legendary - Success: Pull yourself together. You can do this without the bourgeois’ work juice. The fury of a thousand Kras Mazovs burns inside you. With your chuzpe, you may even get the denizens of chapo.chat to build 0,003% of communism, inspired by your fervor.
but what if this is .003% of communism, right here, right now? On this screen, a window looking outward toward other windows, of other little smoldering embers left over from the cremation of Kras Mazov. So many boot prints; stamped on but not quite stamped out, waiting for the rain, for dry kindling, for something, anything, but the long languishing here and now where nothing happens yet things seem to continually be getting worse.
Nothing ever happens! The fuck does Cuno care?!
- Go onto c/furry and post macro paws. Do it now. Get the conversation going to a more exciting place. A mind palace, perhaps. Bring out the psycho-sexual thaumaturgic energies.
The website’s vibe has changed. A strange, cool breeze blows through your computer. Elsewhere, another poster picks through their meager TV dinner, one hand scrolling through the site, upbearing posts.Another poster, in the work bathroom, eagerly steals time guffawing at the little emogis in every comment.
Yet another sighs as their fourth attempt at a BMF clone account gets banned. Time to come up with a new name.
Restart the vegan struggle session. Now!
Success - Easy: Listen to Half Light. Pretend it’s a legendary conceptualization check. Use the Meta-Level to cover your tracks.1 -
: Been playing Disco Elysium. Harry seems to be a vegan. Doesn’t consume any animals. But he’s a disaster, why would anyone else not manage?2 -
- Legendary: Just post 
to take down the entire site. Threaten to do it until everyone converts.
