A Washington state woman had to flee her property after 50 to 100 raccoons descended on it and were acting aggressively.

Sheriff’s deputies in Washington’s Kitsap County frequently get calls about animals — loose livestock, problem dogs. But the 911 call they received recently from a woman being hounded by dozens of raccoons swarming her home near Poulsbo stood out.

The woman reported having had to flee her property after 50 to 100 raccoons descended upon it and were acting aggressively, said Kevin McCarty, a spokesperson for the sheriff’s office. She told deputies she started feeding a family of raccoons decades ago and it was fine until about six weeks earlier, when the number showing up went from a handful to around 100.

  • sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip
    724·
    21 days ago

    She… she fed them.

    facepalm

    This is why you DONT DO THAT.

    She deserves her fate, smh.

    • FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldEnglish
      18·
      20 days ago

      Or… if you do. feed them from the neighbor’s patio. specifically, the neighbor you don’t like.

  • unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyzEnglish
    59·
    21 days ago

    Don’t feed the raccoons! Yes, they are very intelligent and adorable. Just talk to them and befriend them, but never ever feed them. Watch the movie Gremlins for more info.

  • graham1@lemmy.worldEnglish
    36·
    21 days ago

    Legit question for rural Americans - how do I kill the 50-100 feral raccoons that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my small kids play

  • Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone
    34·
    21 days ago

    That’s a lot of raccoon poop, and I don’t feel confident that the kind of person who thinks feeding raccoons for decades is a good idea would know that raccoon poop parasites are incurable and will likely kill you.

    • ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works
      2·
      20 days ago

      Was a component of my job in counties neighboring Kitsap Co.

      The answer is likely: Maybe. A lot of the times people do stuff like this without critical thinking and stop pretty much once notified or after some shit like this happens.

      But a few certainly, explicitly, do not and will continue with a vengeance until effectively run out of the area. Like out of one county, like Kitsap, into another county so it became my jurisdiction to handle the belligerent wildlife feeder. shakes fist into the ether (no personal experience at all nosirsee)

      Public Health and/or Water Quality programs usually wild up with the bag in those situations.

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
      7·
      20 days ago

      I would be happy to be raccooned by up to 100 hounds if they are good boys and girls that want to give kisses and receive belly scratches.

      • dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️@lemmy.world
        7·
        20 days ago

        Pompoko, sometimes subtitled “The Raccoon War.”

        That scene is among the least zany things that happen in it. You should check it out; it is absolutely worth a watch. Especially if you’re into Japanese mythology and yōkai. So in that vein, I’m going to throw down some nerd trivia, now.

        Yes, those raccoons (tanuki, actually) were attacking people with their balls. This is consistent with Japanese folklore.

        The tanuki are Japanese racoon dogs, are traditionally tricksters, and are said to have shapeshifting powers. Mario’s raccoon and “tanooki” suit (arguably misspelled in the English translation) is based on this:

        This includes the ability to turn into a statue…

        …which is something that the tanuki also do in the movie, or attempt to do, with varying success:

        Note also how they use their, er, sacks to glide. Does that remind you of anything?

        You’ll never look at him the same way ever again.

  • jpreston2005@lemmy.world
    9·
    20 days ago

    She missed a grand opportunity to fence off the area, create a raccoon preserve, and charge people to feed them pellets of food she’ll also sell them. Raccoons are adorable, she probably could have gotten enough money to fight the eventual lawsuit after one of’em bites a kid

  • LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world
    1·
    20 days ago

    I got jumped by 3 raccoons last year. Got scratched and had to get rabies shots. I leave a fresh duck egg out every night and the raccoons leave me and my trash alone now. I can’t imagine trying to strike a deal with 100 of the fuckers.