All we have to do is convince Israel that corporate healthcare is Hamas.

It has a G5.

DeLoreans will outlive the Cybertruck.

Man remained in well until group of pothead teens and a dog were brave enough to investigate the haunted well.

Three cyborgs.

“…and rotting in their graaaves.”

Rizzo stares motherfuckedly

My favorite part is when the magic happens.

Pirate geocaching: A piece of cloth with a red X on it.

You just don’t want to be added to a database, right? Safe Search: Off

Slightly different, but I’m 90% sure this is the one I was thinking about.

You’re welcome. Looking at some of the other results gave me mild nausea.

There are at least three Gertrudes in this picture.

This is right up there with that Imperial Japanese soldier smiling his ass off with two comfort women on his knees.

A lot of Thags in his family.

Valid excuse.

The former SVP of Apple Retail Ron Johnson, specifically. He actually thought the people who shopped at JC Penny were the same as the people who shopped at an Apple Store.

It wasn’t the first temptation of Christ, and it sure as hell won’t be the last.

There’s a Venn diagram of an onion and the Earth. And they are slowly but surely moving to overlap each other.

“QAPLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA’”

Just sell one mint Black Lotus card and you’re set. You might even find someone with a CT machine willing to trade!

Ah yes, the WristEnder 5000.

Living there your whole life, or just passing through??

That is tremendously cursed!