“Dogs are dumb” says the person who spends 5/7ths of their life to feed and shelter the dog.

Dog is king. You are slave.

Dog: my human acts very foolish sometimes and I am not sure if they even have a single brain cell. Today, they confused me with a drum and sang loudly and out of tune. But they did interact with me that way and I love them in all their goofiness.

This is exactly what I do with my dogs. I had no idea it was a common thing.

She doesn’t seem amused. But in fairness I have a horrible singing voice.

I mostly tell my dog how stinky she is, but yeah. She loves that.