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minus-squareCadenza@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29arrow-down1·edit-216 days agoHow can I apply to become a globohomo? I mean I’m a straight beta male but still, I would love to join the movement.
minus-squarelengaulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·16 days agoWouldn’t that make you an arborohomo? To be a globohomo you need to fuck a light bulb
minus-squaredumbass@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·16 days agoI’m not an expert, I just like telling people to fuck trees.
minus-squareAlolanYoda@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-216 days agoMaybe a terrestrial globe? That would explain why some have a point labeled “Bangkok” (sic, presumably used an old or regional spelling)
minus-squareFlocklesscrow@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·16 days agoLike one specific tree, or I get to pick?
minus-squaredumbass@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·16 days agoNah the tree picks you. You’ll know it when you see it.
minus-squareFlocklesscrow@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·16 days agoIt is nice to feel wanted. Okay, I’m in.
minus-squareFlocklesscrow@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·16 days agoI’m hoping for a weeping willow; tears make for excellent lube.
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·16 days agoInstructions unclear, got my ass full of splinters
minus-squaredumbass@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·16 days agoWell, that’s what ya get for not lubing up correctly, that ones on you bud.
minus-squareAltheaHunter@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·16 days agono you got the instructions right, the splinters are an important part of the experience
How can I apply to become a globohomo? I mean I’m a straight beta male but still, I would love to join the movement.
You gotta fuck a tree.
Wouldn’t that make you an arborohomo? To be a globohomo you need to fuck a light bulb
I’m not an expert, I just like telling people to fuck trees.
Maybe a terrestrial globe? That would explain why some have a point labeled “Bangkok” (sic, presumably used an old or regional spelling)
Like one specific tree, or I get to pick?
Nah the tree picks you. You’ll know it when you see it.
It is nice to feel wanted.
Okay, I’m in.
Good luck, lube up!
I’m hoping for a weeping willow; tears make for excellent lube.
Instructions unclear, got my ass full of splinters
Well, that’s what ya get for not lubing up correctly, that ones on you bud.
no you got the instructions right, the splinters are an important part of the experience