• FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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        3 months ago

        Can you imagine how embarrassing it would be if the secret service allowed him to serve the general public?

        I mean, just off the top of my head ways that could go wrong:

        • car bomb.
        • sawed off shotgun
        • normal shotgun in grandma’s minivan
        • any assortment of pistols, including grampa’s .45 snubby.
        • chemical attack (acid. Base. In a mug. Or weed spraying jug.)
        • special mention to Novichok
        • biologic (similar delivery.)
        • nuclear. (Special mention to Russian polonium.)

        This is all in addition to the risk that trump causes a grease fire (too bad it didn’t happen….)

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            3 months ago

            We don’t need any dead martyrs.

            Which is why I want him to pop an aneurysm or something, in the middle of a hate fueled rally.

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          3 months ago

          I mean, just off the top of my head ways that could go wrong:

          • car bomb.
          • sawed off shotgun
          • normal shotgun in grandma’s minivan
          • any assortment of pistols, including grampa’s .45 snubby.
          • chemical attack (acid. Base. In a mug. Or weed spraying jug.)
          • special mention to Novichok
          • biologic (similar delivery.)
          • nuclear. (Special mention to Russian polonium.)

          Keep going, I am really enjoying it.