Source: https://mastodon.social/@MrLovenstein/113357025649916530
Secret panel here: https://tapas.io/episode/2949449
Me and my sprouse be like…
Whenever I go out to dinner with my octogenarian parents, at the end of the meal my mother always says “well, I hope we can do this again some time” in front of the waitress using her best “you’re a neglectful son” frail old woman tone of voice. I live with my parents.
Secret panel…
cute
Ah, yes, my arch rival. We meet for the first time.
The plot thickens
I will intentionally walk the wrong direction just to avoid this situation.
Yesterday I followed a person about 20 miles to the same exact destination.
When I left I followed someone else 30+ miles and they were going 3 blocks where I was going.
The worst is when you hold the door for someone and walk out to your car and they parked next to you.
Stalker.
I mean… technically… :-P
Why can’t I quit you?..