• glitchdx@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    I’m in a predicament.

    One the one hand, you’re doing God’s work.

    On the other hand, I’m an anti-theist, so the previous sentence means shit.

    What do?

    • flicker@lemmy.world
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      I want to offer you a new superpower.

      When I say, “bless you,” when someone sneezes, if someone asks me, “You aren’t religious! Who are you asking to bless me?” I answer;

      “No one. I’m the one blessing you.”

      So I guess, this time, you could say, “You’re doing a good thing.”