• Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world
        111·
        10 hours ago

        I think you’re going to like the part about Luke and Leia’s kiss though. I’m not going to spoil it though, ok I can’t help myself

        spoiler

        Rudy Giuliani is Luke

    • JaymesRS@literature.cafeEnglish
      101·
      10 hours ago

      Is that the one where “Han” “upgrades” the Falcon to a Cybertruck because it “totally has more storage, bro!”

      • enkers@sh.itjust.works
        13·
        10 hours ago

        I’m just here imagining Luke getting his hand chopped off by the cybertruck power trunk mechanism instead of by Vader.