Sunshine @lemmy.ca to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 hours agoIn a first since 1938, Des Moines, Iowa, kids will trick-or-treat on Halloweenapnews.comexternal-linkmessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up192arrow-down10cross-posted to: desmoines
arrow-up192arrow-down1external-linkIn a first since 1938, Des Moines, Iowa, kids will trick-or-treat on Halloweenapnews.comSunshine @lemmy.ca to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 hours agomessage-square12fedilinkcross-posted to: desmoines
minus-squarePacattack57@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up25·10 hours agoBecause Halloween is associated with the devil and the religious wackos can’t have our children celebrating the devil.
minus-squareborth@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·edit-29 hours agoSo by celebrating it a day early, it’s a loophole, and god can’t get mad.
minus-squareRagingRobot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·9 hours agoYeah it’s like how butt sex doesn’t count as sex cause it’s just in a butt
minus-squareGlendatheGayWitch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·7 hours agoUnless you both have a penis. Then they put you in a camp and attach electrodes to your chest and shock you while showing you porn and call it therapy.
minus-squareBrundleFly2077@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 hours agoSounds like that could go both ways. “Don’t threaten me with a good time” sort of deal.
minus-squareBoozilla@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 hours agoWe love our moral panics here in the US. Especially Satanic panics.
Because Halloween is associated with the devil and the religious wackos can’t have our children celebrating the devil.
So by celebrating it a day early, it’s a loophole, and god can’t get mad.
Yeah it’s like how butt sex doesn’t count as sex cause it’s just in a butt
Unless you both have a penis. Then they put you in a camp and attach electrodes to your chest and shock you while showing you porn and call it therapy.
Sounds like that could go both ways. “Don’t threaten me with a good time” sort of deal.
We love our moral panics here in the US. Especially Satanic panics.