cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/21517567
Summary
Former Fox News host Tucker Carlson claimed he was “physically mauled” by a demon in his sleep, leaving claw marks on his body, which he says are still visible. Carlson described waking with intense pain, bleeding claw marks, and an overwhelming urge to read the Bible. He recounted the experience as confusing yet transformative, adding that while he doesn’t expect others to believe him, the incident profoundly impacted him.
Best part is left out of the headline. He was in bed with four dogs at the time.
Were they female? 'Cause you know, when you get in bed with four bitches…
Because that’s the punchline. Only when he says it, he has a straight face. He should do standup.
I mean I can’t fault him there. My wife and I share a bed with two dogs.
That wasn’t my point. My animals are allowed in my bed too. But if I woke up with scratches I wouldn’t leap to demon.