Despite lack of clear records on this matter, it is believed that neither Abraham Lincoln nor George Washington simulated sucking a penis in public.

  • Railing5132@lemmy.world
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    10 days ago

    Jesus tap-dancing Roosevelt christ on a unicycle. This is an individual who has a pretty good shot at being the leader of the most powerful armed forces of the world, and (I believe) the largest economy. What the everloving gobstopping fuck.