I don’t care who wins the presidential election but I’m really pulling for my one good local DSA dem to remain in the state assembly, voting for her in the primary against her AIPAC backed challenger was the only good thing to come out of me being registered as a dem so I hope she can stay

Like she’s legit the only dem I’m voting for and she deserves to win for opposing the genocide and just having consistently good policy

good morning. Sunday morning

An important part of your leftist journey is deciding which obscure definitely not marginalized regional group you’re going to be really really unreasonably racist about.

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Joe Biden still owes me $2000. I’m not going to forget that just because he’s unemployed.

Drove past my polling place on the way to work. Big line already at 6:30

Over/under on post count?

I hope trump wins. Sorry folks, moo deng chose him. I trust moo deng. Uncritical support for moo deng

Evil is real Idk what else to say about this I’m honestly at a loss for words

is posting neo-fash vapor-wave Hyperborean supercuts or some shit. Libs are very impressed because I guess it never really sunk in for them that Apartheid Clyde is exactly what he looks like.

Tbh I’m kinda happy with whoever loses. Liberals are skin-crawlingly disgusting, pretending they care about anything while endorsing genocide wholeheartedly. They deserve to utterly eat shit and face actual consequences for their gleeful slaughter.

On the other hand, chuds are so comically evil that it’s hard to believe sometimes. They just genuinely believe that they are better than everyone and expect everyone to agree with them.

Ultimately, it comes down to who shits their pants hardest then they lose, and I honestly think the liberals would be funnier. Jan 6 was hilarious but will never happen again, Trump’s energy has died down so much. But I really, really want to see liberal talking heads pissing and shitting on MSNBC about how the world has ended and democracy has died, only for Trump to be exactly the same as Biden. I want to see them say they’re in the Resistance, which consists of posting epic dunks on Twitter and being racist.

No matter who wins, we all lose. But at least some of the losers will be very funny

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Of course Musk is posting QAnon fashwave edits now

very excited and honoured to vote in the last free elections, 250 years it been a great run. I’m still ridin with Biden but good luck to all candidates, and god bless America

Satire is dead. Satire has been tied to a 1982 Mitsubishi Gallant and pushed off the deck of a container vessel in the open ocean. Satire has attined nirvana and departed the wheel of samsara. Satire is DEAD.