Mfw Casper’s bio has a linktree

As one does…

Not gonna lie, if I was ethereal, I would totally pose for a pic of my friend fisting me.

Squirrel: this is a long five seconds.

Casper: squirrels can’t tell time. Now put your fist back in.

In this context, “hold on to me” = “reacharound”

“Quick, man! Cling tenaciously to my buttocks!”