I just cast my Pennsylvania ballot and I’m racing to New Jersey to see if I can get there before the polling places close. If I’m lucky, I might just eke out in time to hustle over to New York to drop a ballot there before nightfall. I’ve already covered the Bible Belt and I’m rolling my way up New England, I plan to pivot Midwest once I reach Maine and slowly snake along the Great Plains until I hit coast and finish in either California or Oregon. I already cast my Alaska and Hawaii ballots, made sure to get ahead of the curve. Don’t balk your civic duty!

Addendum: for the record, all of my ballots are entirely blank except for the write-ins, for which I’ve pencilled in “no one”.

Addendum 2: a lot of you are wondering which state i was initially registered to vote in…i mean, it shouldn’t really matter. saxony