• Hexboare [they/them]@hexbear.net
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        Executive order, no criminals can be presidents with a legal memo from DOJ is the least I would expect if the situation was reversed

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            John Roberts has made his decision, now let him enforce it

            More seriously you probably wouldn’t need to issue any new executive orders, signing the existing presidential emergency action documents is probably sufficient, plus declaring a couple of people terrorists

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        Can’t they borrow the CIA’s heart attack gun? Since Trump is the biggest threat to America?

        Either Trump isn’t Hitler 2.0 or they don’t give a shit that he’s Hitler 2.0

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          They have been hitting him with the heart-attack gun continuously since he started running for President, but because his heart is constantly failing on its own, all the gun is doing is restarting it.

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        Alternate reality Kamala:

        Democrats, it’s time to fight for our lives. A fascist is about to take power and we need to do everything everything in our power to stop him.

        Time to get a gun.

        Ladies, instead of pushy hats it’s time to pack pussy gats

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          12 hours ago

          My fellow Americans, I have invoked the 25th Amendment and relieved Pres. Biden of his duties. As President my first priority is activating the national guard and bringing them to protect the white house. Fascists will not step foot in here!