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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/Ok-Appointment-5573 on 2024-11-08 05:06:24+00:00.

I worked all day today installing 150lb+ wall panels for a commercial walk-in freezer. It’s extremely hard work and I sweat a lot. Fast paced and heavy lifting all day for 8 hours. I didn’t drink much water throughout the day, just 1 bottle and an energy drink so by the end of the day I was severely dehydrated. On my way home, I bought a large gallon sized jug of 100% pure apple juice made from concentrate. I absolutely love apple juice and haven’t had it in a long time and was super thirsty so I drank glass after glass, non-stop for about 20 minutes until the entire gallon was gone. I watched a 30 minute youtube video after that and went to lay down. I noticed that I was farting a lot, like 10 good long rips back to back, maybe 20 seconds apart. Then I went for fart #11 or so, in bed, while laying down and I could tell after a little push that this pitch needed a catcher. I got up so fast outta bed, squished my dog in the process scrambling and ran to the bathroom as fast as possible. I pulled my shorts down and jumped on the toilet and just like a firehouse, about 1/3 of a gallon of liquid came shooting out of my ass. Following that was more horrendous gas, then streams, then gas and so on. After like 15 good sized sprays and splatters I was wondering WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?? I hardly ate anything today and then I thought to google “apple juice side effects.” Violent diarrhea was the first thing that popped up and it all started to make sense. I found an OG reddit article about a guy drinking 2 gallons of apple juice and sharting all over his company van while on the phone with his wife and driving 2 hours home in all the shit. Luckily that wasn’t my case because I’ve shit myself so many times in my adulthood that I can almost always tell if it’s an untrustworthy fart. So, here I am, legs completely numb and scared to leave the safety of my toilet because I don’t know when the next tsunami is coming. Today I learned that excessive apple juice consumption causes extreme diarrhea. I’m just so grateful I drank it AFTER I got home. Could have been way worse.

TLDR: Worked a hard day at work, drank 1 gallon of apple juice, had uncontrollable diarrhea and still on the toilet as I write this. Didn’t know that this could happen.