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      4 days ago

      Unless it’s how to get your 100 Nazi scalps.

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        Ew gross.

        I’m not going to keep the scalps of any Nazi I kill while defending my home and loved ones.

        I’ll just use pen and paper to keep track.

        (I’m not bothered by your comment at all, but am attempting to humorously “yes, and” with it.

        I am attempting a homorous misdirect where the reader thinks I’m disgusted by threatening to kill Nazis, but then I’m actually just offended by inefficient messy ways of keeping tracked track of any killed Nazis.)

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          The second paragraph of explanation being bigger than the whole joke wraps back around to being hilarious.

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          Yeah, I like a clean, minimalist space. No plants, not many picture frames. Definitely would need an excel spreadsheet lol