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If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cutā€™nā€™paste it into its own post ā€” thereā€™s no quota for posting and the bar really isnā€™t that high.

The post Xitter web has spawned soo many ā€œesotericā€ right wing freaks, but thereā€™s no appropriate sneer-space for them. Iā€™m talking redscare-ish, reality challenged ā€œculture criticsā€ who write about everything but understand nothing. Iā€™m talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. Theyā€™re inescapable at this point, yet I donā€™t see them mocked (as much as they should be)

Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldnā€™t be surgeons because they didnā€™t believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I canā€™t escape them, I would love to sneer at them.

Last weekā€™s thread

(Semi-obligatory thanks to @dgerard for starting this)

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    mine:

    prediction 1: he dies halfway through. funniest way would be another pandemic gets him

    prediction 2: he doesnā€™t die. it will be exactly the same as the first admin but infinitely worse. everyone will hate and backstab each other, they will constantly get fired and rehired and fired like reality tv, there will be a constant dribble of horrible things happening, then in four years thereā€™s a coup attempt

    prediction 3: elon doesnā€™t last a year, possibly doesnā€™t even make it six months

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      If they do press conferences this time around, ever question should just be ā€œdoes Elon approve of decision ____ ?ā€ Will drive Trump fkn insane.

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      Despite worrying my brains out about getting deported from my home of 14 years because I wasnā€™t born in this godforsaken place, Iā€™m extremely excited that Elon will get fired in the next 6 months or less. Gives me life to think about him getting very publicly humiliated by an even greater piece of shit than he is.

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      prediction 1: he dies halfway through. funniest way would be another pandemic gets him

      Iā€™m anticipating an Elvis re-enactment.