Dammit, The Onion got me again. These headlines lately are too believable.
Not because they became more plausible. It’s because reality became dumber.
“Insiders have been peddling the lies that these apple cinnamon soaps aren’t dangerous, but I know firsthand how bad they actually taste."
I believed it at first
the onion has been on fire recently.
The length of time I’ve seen people commenting this, makes me think they mean ‘recently’ on a geological scale.
This seems less crazy than the things he’ll actually say
Ah fuck almost bit this onion.
Did it smell good? Might need to ban onions too.
Stop giving him ideas
Watch out, he’s coming for scented markers next
The onion should really start hiring like crazy. They’re about to start getting so much material that their staff will be totally overwhelmed.
Satire is dead.
But if you only eat poison, the brain worms will starve
Well it would be bad if we began eating soap. Right?
Better than bleach… Right?
I’m no scientist, but I think so.
I love eating Irish spring. tastes like Guinness.
heh. keep your personal dietary habits to yourself trench head
You can’t eat the marbles.
