I went on a date once and was talking about my garden, I mentioned not particularly caring for flowers other than to attract pollinators.

She said “wtf is pollination?”

Ummm… Did you skip 3rd grade? Lol I could forgive that, but then she started talking about stealing shit from some “annoying guy” at a bar.

She’s definitely stupid enough to sleep with me, but I have to live with myself every day after that. Lol