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minus-squarestupidcasey@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down5·4 days agoTo be fair they also didn’t have genitals since they can’t Fuck, so maybe they literally have nothing to be ashamed of. Unrelated but they also shouldn’t have belly buttons because they weren’t born.
minus-squarescrion@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up26·4 days agoI don’t think that interpretation, i. e. the absent genitals, is canon.
minus-squareGreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down2·4 days agoso NOW we’re drawing the line?
minus-squareJustin@lemmy.jlh.namelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·4 days agotoday’s kids have the wildest headcanons smh I still ship mary and god tho
minus-squarefreziklinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-24 days agoGet this: there’s some people who think it’s canon that the serpent is Satan. Just connecting up two characters from different parts of the writing completely at random.
minus-squarestupidcasey@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down3·4 days agoTell St. Augustine that.
minus-squarelime!@feddit.nulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·4 days ago…then how do they have children? where did Cain and Abel come from?
minus-squareacockworkorange@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·4 days agoNo genitals? Where did Eve’s children came from? She shat them?
minus-squarestupidcasey@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 days agoI don’t know where did Eve come from?
minus-squareacockworkorange@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 days agoAdam’s ribcage. What? It makes perfect sense!
To be fair they also didn’t have genitals since they can’t Fuck, so maybe they literally have nothing to be ashamed of.
Unrelated but they also shouldn’t have belly buttons because they weren’t born.
I don’t think that interpretation, i. e. the absent genitals, is canon.
so NOW we’re drawing the line?
today’s kids have the wildest headcanons smh
I still ship mary and god tho
Get this: there’s some people who think it’s canon that the serpent is Satan. Just connecting up two characters from different parts of the writing completely at random.
Tell St. Augustine that.
I will
…then how do they have children? where did Cain and Abel come from?
No genitals? Where did Eve’s children came from? She shat them?
I don’t know where did Eve come from?
Adam’s ribcage. What? It makes perfect sense!