What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bean? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Beans, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Falfa, and I have over 300 confirmed grills. I am trained in griller warfare and I’m the top pooper in the entire US arsed forces.
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bean? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Beans, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Falfa, and I have over 300 confirmed grills. I am trained in griller warfare and I’m the top pooper in the entire US arsed forces.