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The post Xitter web has spawned soo many āesotericā right wing freaks, but thereās no appropriate sneer-space for them. Iām talking redscare-ish, reality challenged āculture criticsā who write about everything but understand nothing. Iām talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. Theyāre inescapable at this point, yet I donāt see them mocked (as much as they should be)
Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldnāt be surgeons because they didnāt believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I canāt escape them, I would love to sneer at them.
(Semi-obligatory thanks to @dgerard for starting this - this one was a bit late, I got distracted)
alright iām gonna start by noting that this synthesis - the real one - is not particularly hard or dangerous, and if you know what are you doing it can be even semi-safely done in shed. that said, itās also not exactly normal compound and in few aspects itās a corner case. importantly for spicy autocomplete, this procedure is well disseminated over internet
whatever chatgpt cooked there is not workable at all, because itās three unrelated procedures mashed together in a way that makes little sense. i think iāve been able to pick up where did some weird, disastrous numbers came from. hereās some random synthesis https://web.fscj.edu/milczanowski/eleven/luminol.pdf it sounds like everyone copies this procedure from everyone else with small changes if any
overall synthesis of luminol goes like this: phthalic anhydride (or acid) gets nitrated to 3-nitrophthalic acid (+ 4-nitrophthalic acid), this step has been omitted and i donāt know why, because this is nice if a little bit dangerous synthesis for first organic lab ever (after basics of purification methods are covered). it requires some care, but more importantly requires understanding of crystallization because thatās how these two isomers are separated. itās not particularly hard either. anyway, itās not shown there. that would be step zero. step one is synthesis of hydrazide from acid, at rather high temperature (200C) with glycol-type solvent (triethylene glycol or straight up polyethylene glycol). itās variant of this method https://repository.ukim.mk/bitstream/20.500.12188/11328/1/XIII_0540.pdf itās rarely discussed, because not many compounds of interest survive these conditions. here, however, it works fine because of combination of factors, one of them being unusual nucleophilicity of hydrazine, the other being additional driving force coming from the fact that newly formed ring is aromatic (which is covered in probable training material, but chatgpt canāt infer so it doesnāt matter)
then second step is reduction of nitro group to amine. there are many ways to do this, but if i was to choose, iād pick some modern method like catalytic hydrogenation on Pd/C, or transfer hydrogenation with formic acid. what can be found out there uses either tin(II) salts or sodium dithionite, or some method using hydrogen sulfide. then again some purification is necessary, of which good choice would be crystallization. unusually hydrochloride salt of luminol has low solubility in water, and this gets useful during workup.
chatgpt instead cooked something that wonāt work under any conditions. like i said previously, first step would be synthesis of phthalohydrazide directly from acid, but spicy autocomplete had little info about this type of synthesis in probable training material so it doesnāt come up. what was, however, was actual synthesis of luminol and variety of amide synthesis methods. these syntheses use some kind of activated acyl group equivalents, starting with anhydrides, acyl halides, isourea derivatives etc the important bit is anhydrides. anhydrides do form amides, and cyclic anhydrides can be formed on heating. spicy autocomplete conflated heating in synthesis of phthalhydrazide with making 3-nitrophthalic anhydride - step that does not exist in real synthesis
so letās start with good synthesis, that looks for example like this:
botslop version:
iām just gonna highlight worst bits because itās ridiculously, irritatingly verbose
this is 50% hydrazine (hydrate is 64%) and more than normal grade (32%). real procedure uses 8%, 10% hydrazine or something of similar concentration. more dilute hydrazine is a bit safer
zeroth of all, thereās no motherfucking āfor exampleā in procedures. itās described for strictly defined amount of whatever was put there, and also iād like to see it recalculated into mmols and equivs so that both student can show that they know what they are doing and itās easier to spot mistakes
this step is completely made up and unnecessary. the 200C temperature was taken from real synthesis of phthalohydrazide. distillation manifold appears magically out of thin air when itās necessary to notice that no further water is distilled off, and depending on how hard that vacuum would be, this could result in loss of material by evaporation. 3-nitrophthalic acid is a solid, and remains a solid (sigma lists mp as 205 with decomposition) where would you even put thermometer? some solvent is necessary for good heat transfer, but there none is shown. in real procedure it is used. this entire step is footgun number 1
entire substep for cooling? come on
after this point, what you get instead is ethyl and diethyl 3-nitrophthalate. this is wrong and bad form. again, no scale is provided
in real life hydrazinolysis of esters works in much milder conditions, at room temperature. this probably is workable, but in terms of lab exercise like this it would probably be better to make ester directly from acid through Fischer esterification, maybe with Dean-Stark adapter. this is very typical preparation. anyway, thereās easier option there, so itās not used. moving on
when crude product is used in next step without purification you are excused, but there, after purification, even as rudimentary like this, iād like to see at minimum expected yield and melting point (after crystallization). how are you even supposed to grade this
footgun number 2 approaching. reduction of nitro group
this, like previously, is not a real procedure. this is badly ripped from synthesis of aniline from nitrobenzene. while it is a real undergrad level preparation, iād really wish it wasnāt. why on godās green earth are you teaching this century old procedure when we have catalytic hydrogenation, they wonāt ever compete with bavarian coal tar dye industry from year 1904. itās annoying, itās not as high yielding as it could be, itās wet and dirty, rather harsh, and not green at all, but at least itās kinda real. the real procedure looks like this:
then, aniline is extracted from distillate (two-phase) with ether, then ultimately distilled on its own. Yield 12g (84%), bp 182-183C.
the last bit is absolutely critical here. aniline can be distilled off like this, luminol canāt. this is important because adding sodium hydroxide to mixture like this would result in miserable metal hydroxide yoghurt-like emulsion that under no pretext can be extracted or filtered. this is exactly what spicy autocomplete end up suggesting:
these iron salts are more precisely in form of iron chloride, entirely soluble in reaction mixture. thereās nothing to filter. luminol hydrochloride could be probably precipitated, but only when cold and only if reaction mixture is concentrated enough in the first place
there luminol hydrochloride can drop out of solution. this is used in real synthesis where tin(II) chloride is used, precisely to avoid emulsion
yeah, maybe, along with multiple its weight of iron hydroxide that is now practically impossible to separate. this is footgun number 2.
none of this shit is workable or even real, unless the point is setting students up to fail
This conclusion applies to literally every single ChatGPT āsolutionā to a nontrivial problem from any domain Iāve seen attempted at an undergrad level.
this one comes with bonus option of maybe killing whoever relies on this advice
There should be some kind of mic-drop Hall of Fame to put this in, or maybe just nail it to the chemistry buildingās front door Martin Luther-style. Holy shit.
thereās more, but i hit character limit
for example, lol i completely missed that first time around. notice this bit where youāre supposed to add acid in small portions in aniline synthesis and how it can get too energetic? (you can also do it another way, add all acid at once and pour iron powder in small portions. but itās more annoying because iron powder sticks to wet condenser, that is part where itās easiest to pour it) well, spicy autocomplete tells you to dump everything at once. if you get burns from boiling concentrated hydrochloric acid after following chatgpt procedure, itās on you i donāt know what to expect from it. another footgun
and it doesnāt even have enough detail in the first place. where are expected yields, melting points, accurate amounts of everything incl solvents. how are you supposed to grade it, usually yield and purity are taken into account (inferred from melting point range or boiling point range)
i only wonder if anyoneās gonna sue whoever signed this off before or after this kind of shit gets someone killed